Things a Swan Can Do
Earlier revelations regarding the Cygnus bird have led us to look deeper into their shadowy underworld. At this time we can confirm very little but we do know as FACT the following
A Swan can break your arm with it's wing
A Swan can snap your clavicle with its rapier like wit
A Swan can be used to wipe your arse.....Let me just expand on this one a little
According to French renaissance writer and doctor Francois Rebelais the best thing to wipe your backside on is a swans neck. For anyone having trouble picturing this Tim has kindly taken the time to draw an artists rendition.
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