Rest Day - Things I learnt Last Week

1.  'Winding Hole' is not a RedTube category.

2. Canal boats are so slow you are routinely overtaken by your own flatulence / cigarette smoke.

3. Humans are not the only animals that get morning wood

4. Horses bite.

5. Horse flies bite!

6. Swans have a secret agenda.

7. Romper suits love prop shafts

8. Running around operating locks for 3 days in the same socks can cause domestic strife.

9. Banbury has a very very very very very narrow gene pool.
**Just found out I have to return to Banbury tomorrow so should prob remove this post because "Ah show does got a purty mouth"**

10. You certainly don't!!